Christmas list

Buy me these please.

(The list is in no particular order - it's just lots of stuff I want).
Probably gets more ridiculous as it goes down.

• digital SLR camera
• electric drumkit
• a car
• clothes that aren't falling apart
• Canon XL2
• colour laser printer
• 80gb iPod - I've filled up my Nano already
• a Macbook
• a phone that isn't full of pocket-fluff
• a Microkorg
• Protools

Mmm! Yes please.

Other brands of video camera, portable music device, laptop computer, synthesiser and industry-standard digital audio editing package are available (but none quite as good as the ones I want).